How to sound like a hip old person using 1920s slang:
Fire extinguisher. A chaperone (aka, a killjoy, an alarm clock).
bonterwall
bonterwall - a term for an elderchic who has been reported missing, presumably crying, or eating chocolate in a dimly lit room alone, or both. ”Oh, has Joslyn gone bonterwall again?”
Eat crow
—What happens when we’re dicks and someone points it out.
Hand conducting
—Elderchic air guitar, to classical music
Wristwatches
Doily car seat covers
Dandy
—What we call a metrosexual
Davenport
Water pick
—How we tend to our oral health.
