Fire extinguisher. A chaperone (aka, a killjoy, an alarm clock).
bonterwall - a term for an elderchic who has been reported missing, presumably crying, or eating chocolate in a dimly lit room alone, or both. ”Oh, has Joslyn gone bonterwall again?”
—What happens when we’re dicks and someone points it out.
—Elderchic air guitar, to classical music
—What we call a metrosexual
—How we tend to our oral health.