Parlor
—Where we entertain
Bidets. The only civilized way.
Powder room
—Where we piddle
Fondly
—How we sign letters
Creme de menthe
—What we put on ice cream
Classy, coy underthings
Hot water bottles — cure what ails ya
Everybody should be able to play the piano at least a little bit.
Cuckold
—Polite way of saying “the whore cheated on me”
Highballs
—What we drink when we are drinking
