elderchic

For people who think old people are cool

We don’t have favorite bands; we have favorite composers.

Lady troubles

—Well, we don’t like to talk about this.

Telegrams

—How we spread bad news

Stationery wardrobe

—Collection of various types of paper for writing the perfect letter or note

Chaise lounge: where we languish, full of ennui

Chaise lounge: where we languish, full of ennui

Parlor

—Where we entertain

Bidets. The only civilized way.

Bidets. The only civilized way.

Powder room

—Where we piddle

Fondly

—How we sign letters

Creme de menthe

—What we put on ice cream